As of today, Thailand is under a state of emergency.

Princess Eugenie, however, seems to be concerned only about the dangers of sunbathing.

After a day spent in a very unpatriotic bikini featuring the stars and stripes, her pale English shoulders began to stain.

She took off her bikini top while sitting in the water to smooth things over.

In addition, the 19-year-old princess was seen snuggling up to a young man and kissing or blowing raspberries on his shoulders.

At the very least, no one was seen sucking on her toes, as happened to her mother, Sarah Ferguson, in southern France 17 years ago. 

Eugenia spent the vacations with friends in Australia and the Far East.

The princess’s reputation as a lover of running around playing fields at school and lap dances had already taken hold.

Reports from the Thai resort of Phuket, where she was staying, claim she drank beer on the beach and participated in risky drinking games.

On one occasion, Eugenia appears to have grabbed someone else’s swimsuit and waved it like a flag.

It is unknown if her two Scotland Yard bodyguards are staying at the hostel where Eugenia and her friends reportedly spend the night.

They are certainly keeping a close eye on the political situation in Thailand, where there is a coup threat in the capital Bangkok.